Wanky agency photos
I'm a big fan of hating crappy agency photos that depict idealised working environments, with women grinning inanely at a computer while a man holding a pen leans over them from behind, or someone in a suit using a laptop and mobile phone, sitting in a field or on a beach, or something insane and stereotyped. Usually it's some laughing customer services cow who's peeing her pants at ruining someone's credit rating, or something, along with the disembodied and amonymous handshake between two shadowy Bilderburg executives, no doubt planning global domination of the frozen OJ market. Maybe.
My favourite target of amused venom are the 'United Colours of company name' photos that always and without fail show a black man, foxy Chinese girl, white man and an older white woman in perfect working harmony, all smiling like they've double dropped E's after 10 weeks on a Prozac program.
Here's a blinder:
Bollox!
And here's the culprit: Double Click Conferencing. You can bet they're all genocidal maniacs that work there.
My favourite target of amused venom are the 'United Colours of company name' photos that always and without fail show a black man, foxy Chinese girl, white man and an older white woman in perfect working harmony, all smiling like they've double dropped E's after 10 weeks on a Prozac program.
Here's a blinder:
Bollox!
And here's the culprit: Double Click Conferencing. You can bet they're all genocidal maniacs that work there.