Pobre Jessica
I am taking time out of my vurry busy schedule to do this ... actually, my House-break is over and I need to finish the load of useless, time-wasting "assignments" that Coach Keth gave us. Right now, I am supposed to make a budget for Jessica, the generic 25 year old single mom and I am failing with a capital FAIL.
New House tonight. I miss Wilson :[ and I'm totally not loving this Fake-Wilson-House's-New-BFF-Guy. However, House made a Trainspotting reference and my life came full circle and I died.
I saw The Professional on Friday and I drowned in Gary Oldman-related awesome. Just FYI.
And as a parting gift, I would like to share my current favorite passage/"character" from Tindall. His name is John "Gentleman Johnny" Burgoyne and he was an actor-turned-general of the British army in the colonies during the American Revolution. It was slow going for Johnny's troops because he dragged barrels of champagne and a four poster bed through random New England countryside for a couple of years. Johnny says, "If England is not by this lesson taught humility, then she is an obstinate old slut, bent upon her ruin," after Saratoga I think ... I should really know that. Burgoyne is often described by Messr. Tindall as "vain-glorious," which I personally think is a more politically correct way of saying FAAAAB-ulous.
What a lovely historian I will make Hopefully someday I will write a v. boring textbook that people will attempt to call by my surname and cry after the third "Sargekhskfiajsj" (as Coach KK is so fond of calling me).