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LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND WEENIES
WE BRING YOU ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCHES KNOW TO MAN (AND SOME FORMS OF BEAST AND REPTILE)
THE CAGE MATCH!
THE EARTH MASTER, TOPH
VS
THE SWORD MASTER, GUY CECIL
VS
THE WRESTLING MASTER, ANGEL
VS
THE SAMBO MASTER, BLUE MARY
WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE
THE FANG MASTER, AGITO
((AS PER THE NORM, COMMENTS ARE IC))