001: You Won’t Keep Me Here For Long

Mar 04, 2011 22:15

[Video flickers on and all one can see in the background is Kadaj’s apartment absolutely destroyed by its own inhabitant ( Read more... )

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[Video] couldnotfly March 5 2011, 07:22:00 UTC
[ShinRa is what gets his attention. Only Seph, Aer, and him even know about ShinRa here. Who else could--

...Goddess, that face. It's like staring at a younger version of Sephiroth. And then comes the reference to Mother and deeming the planet unworthy. ..Yep, pup just had a minor heart attack.]

...There's no ShinRa here, man. Just a crazy computer.

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Re: [Video] silversouba March 5 2011, 07:34:56 UTC
[Video static, since Kadaj somewhat ruined the device with that last kick]

A computer is a machine and it’s SHINRA that makes the machines!

[Firmly slaps the recording device as its static gets worse]

Not very good ones either.

[Zack looks familiar, a faded memory from Sephiroth, perhaps. Nothing he considers worth looking into]

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[Video] couldnotfly March 5 2011, 07:46:22 UTC
And ShinRa is proud of the crap they make. If this was ShinRa, they'd have their name or trademarks stamped all over it.

[That...did not help, Kadaj.]

This place is called Cydonia. And you're stuck here. Same as the rest of us.

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Re: [Video] silversouba March 5 2011, 07:56:24 UTC
Hn! YOU might be stuck here, but I refuse to be part of any sort of experiment!

Come now, do you think I would be so foolish as to fall for a trick like that? Aren’t you a ShinRa lapdog? I think I hear your Master calling! Don’t bite the hand that feeds you now.

[An unsettling chuckle]

That’s my job.

[Flicks the screen one more time before determine that it’s just a piece of junk]

Now then…

[Kadaj’s attitude and facial expressions turn serious]
Tell me who’s in charge so I can get this over with.

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100deaths_a_day March 5 2011, 10:36:39 UTC
[Yeah..... more than half these words were not understood. He's going to ignore them.]

Mankind didn't build, A machine did.

Also, none of that crap is here, you're in a different world to the one you knew

Finally, there's always a chance that they could get dragged here too. S.A.M.M seems to like to drag them at random.

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silversouba March 5 2011, 14:55:21 UTC
You're not very bright. Who do you think BUILDS the machines? Humans.

Ha! And they thought I was crazy!

Listen, whoever you are, I don't know you. I don't want to get to know you, and you're already beginning to annoy me.

[pauses for a moment in thought]

Who is S.A.M.M?

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100deaths_a_day March 5 2011, 15:00:06 UTC
[He gives a smile. Good, he's still on form, if he's annoying you.]

Have you got proof that humans built these machines? [He knows it's probable, but still... he's annoying you, what can he say?]

But hey, why should I answer your question, when you were just so damned rude? [IS HE PISSING YOU OFF YET?]

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silversouba March 5 2011, 15:19:04 UTC
Are you deaf?! I already told you that ShinRa makes machines! Do you actually have any USEFUL information or are you just being you’re normal idiotic human self?

Doesn’t matter. I don’t need you.

[Turns off screen. ]

[I’d take that as a yes. XD]

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Video; albinoidiot March 5 2011, 14:36:08 UTC
Well, someone totally woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Take a chill pill. Maybe two while you're at it.

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Re: Video; silversouba March 5 2011, 14:57:06 UTC
[Slightly irritated tone]

And you are?

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Video; albinoidiot March 5 2011, 15:04:04 UTC
Call me Mr. Bad-ass.

Nah, I'm just messin' around with you. The name's Dante. Seriously, take a chill pill.

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Re: Video; silversouba March 5 2011, 15:17:38 UTC
You're starting to annoy me. I don’t know who you think you are but in my eyes you’re just another worthless life form on this planet.

So don't tell me what to do.

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knowledgephilia March 5 2011, 15:17:23 UTC
Although mankind is known for it's fascinating accomplishments in digging its own grave half the time, I'm positive the enemy you're blaming is not so general.

You are not at home anymore. This is another world, I'm afraid.

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silversouba March 5 2011, 15:46:06 UTC
[Kadaj likes the first part, not so much the second part. So, he chooses to ignore that].

I knew SOMEONE had to have some sense! What information do you have? Tell me now.

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knowledgephilia March 5 2011, 16:18:56 UTC
We were all taken from separate worlds by this artificial intelligence that goes by the name of S.A.M.M. The reasons for him doing this are still unknown from what I gathered.

There's no point in blaming anything yet if there's no concrete answers.

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silversouba March 5 2011, 21:00:04 UTC
Separate worlds? [Kadaj wonders if this human female is telling is telling the truth or if ShinRa’s experiments have merely gone to her head].

Still sounds like ShinRa to me.

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Voice eyeofazure March 6 2011, 01:10:38 UTC
Uh...S-sir whatever you think this is, it isn't.

Umm...Welcome to Cydonia?

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Re: Voice silversouba March 6 2011, 04:49:08 UTC
Are you anything useful to me?

If not, go away. I have no need for weaklings.

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