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✖ Dante ✖ Mission Seven: The Game

Feb 04, 2011 12:23

Okay, last round. I'm serious this time.

[Dante was known to be a stubborn sort of guy but he never really knew when to quit. It was probably due to a mixture of very few losses in his history and the fact he never really met people with any abilities. It was why he was leaning over a ping-pong table snatching at his paddle and putting himself ( Read more... )

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[Video] 100deaths_a_day February 4 2011, 20:02:19 UTC

[a laugh] Dude, you suck. How did you lose to a robot?

[Video] albinoidiot February 4 2011, 20:09:46 UTC

Comin' from the guy who doesn't even know how to play, that means so much it hurts.

The guy got lucky, I'll kick his ass.

Re: [Video] 100deaths_a_day February 4 2011, 20:42:50 UTC

[A chuckle]

Sure you will.

[Video] albinoidiot February 4 2011, 20:55:35 UTC

You tellin' me you can do better? I'd like to see you try, Dean. I really would.

Re: [Video] 100deaths_a_day February 4 2011, 21:10:26 UTC

Can't be that hard. Hit the ball with the paddle-thing, right?

[Video] albinoidiot February 4 2011, 21:20:06 UTC

Like I said, stop talking and get your ass over hear.

Re: [Action] ...oh god, he's going to fail so hard XD 100deaths_a_day February 4 2011, 22:29:26 UTC

[And so he did, he turns up 15 minutes or so later.]

It's on.

[Action] Yes. He is. He's going to break the ball :| albinoidiot February 4 2011, 23:56:43 UTC

[He's chuckling, passing the paddle over to him.]

Be my guest. You're up, this turn.

Re: [Action] Oh hell yes. ping pong requires delicacy. Dean... doesn't do delicacy. 100deaths_a_day February 5 2011, 00:43:19 UTC

[He chuckles, and hits it. A little too hard.

...at least it goes over the net?]

[Action] Dean lacks a lot of things u.u albinoidiot February 5 2011, 02:25:51 UTC

[He chuckles.]

How about you try that shit again, Dean. Control your ball.

Re: [Action] ...He'd kick ASS at tennis though u.u 100deaths_a_day February 5 2011, 02:42:12 UTC

How?

[Action] They need to play tennis :| albinoidiot February 5 2011, 02:43:25 UTC

What do you mean, 'how'? I thought hitting a ball with a paddle was easy?

Re: [Action] OH HELL YES. THAT SHIT WOULD GET /EXTREME/ 100deaths_a_day February 5 2011, 03:21:30 UTC

As in, how do you control it? obviously hitting it isn't enough.

[Action] MOST COMPETITIVE SHIT EVER albinoidiot February 5 2011, 04:06:15 UTC

You're not controlling the ball because you're hitting it like you want to kill it. The ball is hollow, man. Be a bit more gentle.

THEY WILL BE TOLD OFF FOR BREAKING RACKETS JUST FROM THE SHEER FORCE AT WHICH THEY HIT IT AT 100deaths_a_day February 5 2011, 04:15:14 UTC

gentle? you're talking abut the ball as if it has feelings.

[he sighs, and hits it again. not so much force... but he's still trying to kill the ball from the amount of force behind it. It doesn't go as far, but it still goes far enough. As in... only half way across the room, instead of hitting the backwall.]

Freaking stupid game.

WILL IT END IN A WRESTLING MATCH? albinoidiot February 5 2011, 04:34:23 UTC

Okay, new idea. [He walks over to Dean scratching his chin.]

Imagine the ball is a girl. One of those shy girls. Don't hit it like you mean it, hit it like you wanna get her in the mood without scaring her. Got it?

Tap it. Just tap it.

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