So, I've been thinking and I'm willing to cut another deal, S.A.M.M. I'll attend this damned memorial service but in exchange I want access to paint. for the rest of my stay here.
And I mean The wall stuff, not the stuff for paper. It also means you can fix my floor properly, I won't have to keep gouging bits out of it.
...Think about it, it's a win-win situation.