The Hathaway Legacy 2.1
Last Time on the Hathaways: Generation 2 started with our lovely heir, Eleanor. I redid the house. Sisko became an elder. Farid moved in as a spouse for Eleanor/fix for my game, since Eleanor was lost on her way to Egypt. Zhang also became an elder. Eleanor and Farid had a hell of a whirlwind romance. The Hathaways adopted some cats, Mickey and Minnie.
I've had this update sitting here for a while, but I haven't posted it because I've been favoring the Hathaways. Which isn't cool, since I have two other legacies. I know, this was almost a month between updates but, uh. I'm sporadic at best. School starts for me soon, so expect even worse update schedules. I'm sorry, I really am!
Quincy likes the cats and the cats like Quincy.
Quincy: When we were kids this one time, Eleanor totally used to have an imaginary friend.
Farid: omglol
Eleanor: But that's not even true.
Quincy likes Farid and Farid likes Quincy.
The kitties love each other and it's cute.
classy
Farid: I'm married asdfhgjkl; I think I'll sing a song about it
So he did.
Eleanor: I'm so happy I married him!
Quincy: I'm underwhelmed.
pop
Quincy: 'SUP MA
Sisko: Get the fuck out of my studio before I shove this paintbrush up your ass.
Quincy: BYE MA
I was this close to making this picture the teaser because omg mickey
Hey I loved that when I was younger!
Sometime during this update Sisko maxes her painting skill but I deleted that picture oops
Zhang: How dare you be pregnant by that scumbag! Are you even married?
Eleanor: Calm down, Dad. I don't think marriage would've even mattered, since we're on a deserted island, but yes, we're married. It's okay.
Zhang: I hate that kid so much.
Eleanor: I know you do, Dad. You hate everything.
Eleanor: I don't think you're a scumbag and I don't hate you, Farid. I don't know what my Dad's problem is, he's always been so grumpy and hot-headed.
Farid: It doesn't bother me, he's just a hateful old man. Your opinion is the only one that matters.
Eleanor: Well, this may be the best time I get to tell you this, so, um. I'm pregnant.
Farid: what
Farid: pregnant
Farid: processing
Farid: OH MY GOD FUCK YES
Quincy: ADULTHOOD AND SUBSEQUENT ESCAPE YEAHHHH
Eleanor: IT'S HIDEOUS!
lol no it's not. Quincy Hathaway, everybody. He gained Handy and the LTW Physical Perfection. Unfortunately I can't put him up for download because I deleted him before I saved him, so oops.
Zhang: I think this pregnancy thing was a mammoth mistake, young lady. You want to bring more children onto this hellhole of a world? Where they'll be raised lonely and weird from isolation?
Eleanor: Fuck off, old man. This is my life now, not yours. My children won't be lonely or weird, they'll have me, Farid, and Mom. If you don't want to participate in this family, fine. Stop taking it out on me.
In lighter news, KITTENS. The fat one's Felix, who is piggy and friendly. The skinny one's Twink, who's a friendly hunter.
Twink is everybody's favorite.
Even though he scratches all the furniture up.
Yeah, everybody loves Twink.
Zhang: GODDAMNIT PUSH THAT THING BACK INSIDE OF YOU
Eleanor: NO CAN DO
And thus Eleanor gave birth to the first baby of generation 3, Napoleon. He's a disciplined Virgo who hates the outdoors but loves kids music, sushi, and lilac.
Napoleon shares a name with my favorite dictator, but it's also a breed of cat. Can you guess the naming theme for this generation?
They have money but I don't feel like building/decorating until the kids are children, so Napoleon's crib gets shoved in with Sisko's inventing bench on the third floor.
Sisko: ERMAHGAD BERBER
Sisko begins the last portion of her LTW, inventing.
She promptly catches herself on fire.
Farid that's not how you feed a baby
but that is how you make one
Zhang: damn kids, I just want to watch the cooking channel, get out of the living room
i take a lot of pictures of farid's face because uh
i really like farid's face
Zhang: What do you think about that parfait recipe, cat? Worth learning? I think it is.
Minnie: hisss
Zhang: Ah, shut up.
asdfghjkl;'
Sisko: Aw, fuck.
Farid: Checkmate bitchessss
Eleanor: Farid...I think I might be sick.
Farid: PLEASE DON'T PUKE ON ME CAN I GO NOW OR
Meet Charlie the turtle, who was just wandering around outside looking all lonely n junk.
Charlie's my favorite.
Sisko: I suck at this.
But I came prepared this time.
Since Zhang is a generally terrible human being, Farid has taken over the househusband duties.
Eleanor: r u srs
Farid: I've been playing this game for twenty-three horus straight and my eye is twitching and I'm starving but just one more level
The Hathaways adopt the Eonftft tradition of serenading their young.
lol his hair
Napoleon: blargh bubba booo goo cooooo
Sisko: Shhh kid, I'm concentrating and trying to not catch my ass on fire.
oh
my
god
Eleanor: Holy moly, you're cute! I hope you're ready for a little brother or sister!
Sisko: really
toddler spammmm
oh my asdfghjkl; you missed
Eleanor: Guess what.
Farid: What?
Eleanor: Pregnancy.
Farid: THIS IS EVEN MORE EXCITING NOW THAT I KNOW HOW GREAT CHILDREN ARE
Napoleon: can't potty train this cute can you peasants
Napoleon: Gramma?
that's
that's wrong
Eleanor: Holy shit Mario Kart is intense.
Zhang: not this again i just wanted a snaaaaack
Farid: Well, now would be a great time to clean the kitchen.
Eleanor: YOU ARE ALL USELESSSSSSS--
Here's the seconed (and last) child of generation two,Savannah. She's a perceptive and grumpy gal who enjoys French music, cookies, and the color white. I forgot to write down her sign, but I don't think anybody cares.
I don't want to risk another pregnancy with the Hathaways because Eleanor has the fertility treatment and the household is big enough for this challenge, I think. I'm surprised she had two single births in a row, to be honest.
Lastly, you can now have a hathaway at the downloads page. Except for Quincy.
Next Time on the Hathaways: toddlers