Long Spawn Update Is Long
I wanted to catch you all up to Tumblr because over there I'm already heir polling :) Next heir poll will go to all of my blogs!
Spawn: Hellow everyone.
Hellow? Hellow? What the fuck is that?
Spawn: That’s how I say Hi.
Tell the world what you’ve done since the last time they saw you.
Spawn: Well I established that my name is Arabella and I will not answer to Spawn.
That’s what you think.
Spawn: Are you typing my name as Spawn?? Dammit SimGoddess. You promised.
Oh fine.
Arabella: Thank you. Besides, you took pictures you can show them better than I can tell them.
You’re correct.
(Markus Bergfalk @ GOS)
(Friar Fabel by Alexei-->http://lex-v-deux.livejournal.com/657.html#cutid1)
So Spawn got some visitors, but she was too busy taking a shower to let them in.
Arabella: I let that one girl in!
Oh yeah. You did didn’t you?
Arabella: Yes I did. She was very nice. I think her name was Rice.
(Rice Rousseau by Alexei --> http://lex-v-deux.livejournal.com/1140.html#cutid1)
lol Spawn..I mean Arabella that rhymed.
Arabella: Well Rice was very nice. Why did that amuse you? -___-
It was funny. Screw your sense of humor.
Arabella: At least I have a friend now.
Are you making fun of me for not having friends?
Arabella: You said that. Not me.
-____-
If you want a pretty house you better dig like your life depends on it.
Arabella: You can’t just keep punishing me every time you get offended. That’s abuse.
Stop being such a smart ass.
You can’t sleep there all night, Spawn.
Arabella: zzzzzzz…gurglegurglegurgle….zzzzzzzz
Spawn Meets A Man
Spawn, you can’t read the paper outside without any clothes on…You’ll get sick and well you know THAT MAN WILL SEE YOU!
Arabella: What man are you talking about?
That man. Don’t look so surprised now.
Arabella: He’s cute though.
You aren’t about to do what I think you are about to do are you, Spawn?
Yorke: Why hello there, neighbor! I’m Yorke and you don’t have any pants on.
Arabella: Oh my goodness me. I am so embarrassed.
Yorke: Don’t be. At least you aren’t naked.
Arabella: I’m Arabella. Would you like to hang out?
Yorke: Sure.
Seriously?! Why didn’t you just ask him to woohoo instead of flashing your vag all at him?
Arabella: We should have a wizard movie marathon.
Yorke: I met a witch once. Of course she wasn’t magical and she was more of a witch with a B…
Arabella Bullshido close your damn legs!
Yorke: Why? She’s wearing nice undies.
:O le gasp!
(Yorke is Yorke Yakke by Alexei. --> http://lex-v-deux.livejournal.com/1140.html#cutid1)
awww have a nice sleep :)
Ummm Arabella darling? I think something has come to kill you….
This is the first time I’ve ever gotten the social bunny in my game and it scared the piss out of me when it showed up. I didn’t know where it fell and then it just hopped across my screen. O.o
More Spawn Adventures
Did something scare you?
Arabella: I almost died.
You’re so obviously not hurt in any way shape or form..
Arabella: I AM MENTALLY.
PFFT you certainly are mental.
WHERE ARE YOU SPAWN?!
Arabella: I don’t even remember that happening.
Because you were yakking it up with Yorke. haha Yorke Yakke HA.
Arabella: You’re hilarious simGoddess. -____-
Why don’t you just ask him to move in? You could definitely use the extra income and I don’t think you’re gonna get much better than a 2 bolter that looks that good in a nerd sweater. Just saying.
Arabella: Well he does look good and that sweater makes him look like a manly man.
I’m not sure about manly man, but okay.
Yorke dearest…I love you and all and Arabella loves you too…but I’m not sure you’re gonna get to see this want fulfilled. I don’t think I can take six kids and raising them and finding suitable husbands/wives….
Yorke:
I’m sorry, bby. :(
At first nothing seems to wrong with this picture….
Arabella: Honey? What are you doing? *giggle*
Yorke: I love you very much, Arabella. I want you to accept all of me.
Arabella: I do accept all of you, but I’m not sure this is the way to go about proposing.
Yorke I’m positive that you don’t have to be naked to open yourself up to her…
Yorke: I’m baring it all for you and laying it all out on the table :) It’s creative license. Will you marry me, Arabella?
Arabella: Of course I will. No matter how odd you are.
These two are officially the oddest sims I've ever played with.
By the power vested in me by Maxis/EA Games, I now pronounce you Yorke and Arabella Bullshido.
You may now suck face and make me many little baby Spawns.
Arabella: His voice is magic. Just listening to him sing will impregnate me.
I doubt that’s possible.
Or maybe it is…-____- You were supposed to conceive on your honeymoon! Now you have to go on the trip all pop bellied.
Arabella: ALKDJADLKJFDLKDDFLSKDFSLKKF BARF.
Have a nice trip.
While Arabella takes a nap back at the hotel, Yorke goes out and experiences the culture of Takemizu Village.
Arabella: This is so relaxing.
Yorke: I wouldn’t want to be here with anyone, but you.
You guys are cute. :) A little off in the head but still cute.
Welcome Home!
YOUR LOINS WILL BIRTH THINE FIRST SON HORTENTZ! GIVE ME THINE HORTENTZ!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN NAO! PUSH DAMMIT.
SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
This pop doesn’t not surprise me. simGoddess is not amused.
The only thing he has of Arabella’s is her eyes.
zomg. Really another baby!? Already -____-
Logan :) Like Hortentz all her father with Arabella’s eyes.
After these two became toddlers I half way stopped taking pictures of all of their children. Arabella and Yorke both rolled the wish to have 10 children and so I decided it'd be a challenge so why not give them what they want? Dumbest mistake I've ever made.
So now we have Hortentz, Logan, Pie, Lorelei, Noah, Arturo, Sabrina, Winston, Rose, and Marshall. They are all going to college and it's heir poll time. I have pictures of the first 7 but after that I gave up because you'll all get pictures of them with the heir poll descriptions :) Maybe I did catch you all the way up then.
OH FUCK YOU!
GET ‘IM COPPER!
Hortentz didn’t want to learn how to talk at all.
Logan is gonna be gorgeous.
Yorke: Come on sweetheart. I know you can do it. Come to Daddy.
Logan: Dada! Dada!
Yorke: Good job. :) That’s my girl!
Potty Training Faces Are Boss.
lol I didn’t know puke can come out of your chest Arabella.
This is around her 3rd pregnancy =/
Sorry it's not really the type of update there usually is, but I needed to catch you guys up :)
Heir Poll Later Today :)