Jonesy Foote Lives In A Trailer Park 1.3
Welp here I am. Updating again. I honestly have nothing better to do so SIMS ALL OF THE TIMES.
The teens aspirations will be at the end of the post.
Featuring sims by: flari raemialilith_sims, eatfishcustardand im_i
Maggie was two steps away from the cukoo's nest so I had to start fulfilling some of her pleasure sim wants ASAP.
Bliss spends a lot of time painting now that she's a child.
Maggie wanted this damn thing. It took Jonesy switching to the culinary career and getting promoted for me to be able to afford it.
YOU BETTER MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL.
I am a hundred percent positive that neither one of those tools is a hammer Maggie.
Maggie: WELL I GOTTA HAMMER IT SOMEHOW.
Jonesy is clueless.
Scarlett: So THAT'S what those things are for?
Scarlett: WHY IN THE WORLD DO PEOPLE KEEP WALKING AROUND HERE WITH THEM ALL OUT?
Dafuq are you watching?
Scarlett: The Discovery Channel.
o.O
Levi want's to be Jez's master so he spends all his time playing with her.
At least she's finally geting some attention.
When the kids aren't around Maggie cuts loose.
Jonesy thinks that her fart clouds are SO HAWT.
You two are perfect for each other.
Dreama and Audrey-Anne are toddlers now.
Audrey-Anne: Huggle?
Dreama: Fuck no.
I changed Bliss' hair because I love this retexture and I love Bliss. The two were obiously meant for each other.
Blowing bubbles in the kitchen is her favorite pasttime.
Jez doesn't like it when anyone other than Levi goes near her now. I need another dog in this house lol.
Scarlett: I'M GLOWING.
Aww she's pretty.
Bliss uses Jedi mind tricks to throw the ball to her sister.
Scarlett: I hate you and your super cool ball throwing.
Bliss: This bitch.
Scarlett: Lol my bad.
Bliss: I will cut off your vagina and eat it for lunch.
If that threat doesn't strike fear into Scarlett, that look alone would give her nightmares.
Bliss is not to be fucked with.
Levi wanted to go fishing so I built them a pond after Jonesy got a raise.
It's a pond in your backyard. You thought there would be fish?
For some reason my No Baby Swarming mod just does not work for Dreama. Ever since she was a baby everyone has just switched her from one crib to the other. Finally Scarlett put her down and she passed out in a corner.
I'd pity her but Dreama is a demon child.
Maggie: Oh my god someone smells awful.
Scarlett: I'm surrounded by stink.
Audrey-Anne: Oh for the love of god somebody CLEAN ME.
Scarlett redeemed herself for picking up Audrey-Anne.
and then she lost all the points again.
Audrey-Anne: Wait come back...
Jonesy: What is that?
It's the toddler you just put in the crib without changing.
Jonesy: Make it go away I'm dying.
Then change her diaper idiot.
Scarlett: Way to save the day, Dad.
Jonesy: Baww, it was nothing. I've been doing it since you were a baby.
I hope your face gets stuck like that.
Levi gets food poisoning from eating old salad.
Levi: There's no groceries!
Why the hell are you still eating it!?
Levi: Because THERE ARE NO GROCERIES.
I promptly sent Maggie out for groceries. She decided to torch this thing and make marshmellows instead.
Oh shit.
Twas night time in the sim world,
and all through the house,
Not a creature,
was stirring,
Not even a...
GODDAMMIT DREAMA.
GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT.
She sits in it until someone wakes up.
Series of birthdays:
Bliss: Oh my god I have hands.
Audrey-Anne: Age dyed my hair brown!
Dreama: LOL I hate life.
Now before we go through the next set of events something compelled me to look up everyone's amount of nice points.
NO ONE IN THE HOUSE HAS MORE THAN 3 NICE POINTS.
NO ONE.
Scarlett pulls this shit again.
Audrey-Anne is a little more scared than Bliss was.
Turns out Audrey-Anne is just as evil.
Dreama throws a fucking tantrum inside because all of her siblings are playing with each other outside.
No one has a positive relationship with Dreama.
Audrey-Anne gets her revenge by tormenting Scarlett.
I believe she was making ape noises.
Audrey-Anne: That'll teach you to try and take my arm out with a ball.
Dreama attacks Audrey-Anne.
STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DREAMA.
Audrey-Anne: Oh no you didn't.
Levi conviently decides to age in the middle of Dreama and Audrey-Anne's fight.
He proceeds to join his big sisters in their cheering.
You guys are such good examples.
Cat: Would somebody tell that human to bathe?
WHY IS THIS NOT OVER YET?
Well if this were a betting game, I would have lost.
Audrey-Anne: This ain't over Dreama!
Jonesy: So how was everyone's day?
Everyone: Fabulous.
You're all liars. Each and every one of you.
Especially you Levi. ESPECIALLY YOU.
YOU ASSHOLE.
NOOOOOO NOT THE TV. THAT'S LIKE MAGGIE'S BEST FRIEND. GIVE IT BACK.
WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT WITH THE BOOKS? THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT THEY REALLY HAVE TO MAKE THEM SMART.
Maggie: NOOOOOOO
ANGUISH.
Dreama throws tantrums all the time for no discernable reason other than to just make noise.
Scarlett tries to help her calm down...
Penny makes her return.
Penny: Maybe if I clean his dog house for him he'll know how much I care!
Right...
So Maggie made this cleanbot. I thought it would help me out around the house at least a little but I couldn't even figure out how to get the damn thing off the invention table. But after making it she's got a new Robotics badge.
Hopefully I can get my first ever servo out of her. mwhahahaha *hack* *choke* ahaha hahaha HA>
School tanks these kid's fun to point where they don't have enough time to do homework after jumping on the couch all day to gain fun.
-___-
I miss the TV.
Dreama even decides that school sucks so much that she's just going to skip school and play with this rocket ship.
You little delinquent.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY. ;___;
Goddammit Maggie.
I wanted just ONE update without a fire.
JUST ONE.
To make it worse the phone was ringing the ENTIRE TIME.
I decided to say fuck it and cheated to let Levi call the fire department. This happened after he ran inside from fishing just to answer the phone that was ringing for an hour and since he was close I said whatever his mother is dying. CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
You'd think by now I'd have bought them a smoke alarm but no.
LIVE MAGGIE. LIVE.
The fire lady arrives in time to save Maggie and anyone else who considered jumping into the damn fire. *cough cough* Dreama *cough*
the little girl is nuts okay?
And so in the end, everyone was smelly and relieved. Except Levi who decided to clean up afterwards instead of running for one out of three bathtubs.
THREE BATHTUBS SIX SMELLY SIMS RUNNING FOR THE BATHTUBS.
Maggie was the only that decided to take a bath in the sink instead.
Because I decided Jonesy and Maggie needed a date after that.
DATE SPAM AHEAD!
Jonesy's face glitched.
Jonesy: I PROMISE I'M SMILING ON THE INSIDE.
I'd think this was cute but honestly Maggie deserves better than Jonesy after the following:
Well this is awkward.
Maggie doesn't even notice! -____-
She's pranking everyone in the freaking restaurant.
Euterpe by eatfishcustard
HOW DO YOU TWO EVEN?
Maggie is oblivious because she's fawning all over Max. These two have 3 bolts.
I don't even know what to do with this date anymore.
*palm meet face*
WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING ROTATION?
You sicken me.
I'm going to end this here with the teens aspirations (from youngest to oldest because I'm special) because I no longer have any words.
Next time: The twins age, HOPEFULLY no fires, and HEIR POLL!