i so tired
cuz like i've been hustling as much as snow white can hustle and made some sahweet tips today. I gotta be Cinderella tomorrow after my first rehearsal for Isabelle's dance show. I don't think I can actually make it from SF to Mountain View in time but I've been practicing these awesome excuses like calling the party parents 30 minutes before the show starts to tell them I missed a freeway exit and anticipate being late.
Last Night I was with a girl named Caitlin at a margarita bar where we GASP! ran into a girl named Caitlin who we'd been calling all night. Second Caitlin even left me a message telling me how bangin the mariachi band was while first Caitlin and I were listening to that very same band SO LOUD that I didn't hear my phone ring. $12 a pitcher yessir BLENDED. Before that Caitlin and I took a 30+ minute leisurely heart to heart while we snorted a vicodin that I've been trucking around with me ever since... when was the last time I saw Gweather? Does snorting that kinda pill do anything? who knows, I ended up pretty floppy but that could have been the extreme say-she-ay-tion from the awesome burrito and Pacifica we had underneath a magnificent shrine of our Lady that included both live, fake, and light up flowers. Don't you hate beer? Yes but nothing else goes with hot green salsa. Will you be drinking more beer with Caitlin when you two live together in the Mission? Hmm thats a tough call. I can say for sure that whatever we wil be doing will be under a similarly extravagent shrine.
I bought orchids on the street, and I almost bought 15 limes for $1... I wish I had.
P.s. I make Hella Hella good TutUs for catty dancers