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[Roy enters]
Moss: The jacket!
Jen: Are you all right Roy?
Moss: Is it the jacket? Because it should be.
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Roy: Her parents died in a fire.
Jen: Oh god that’s terrible.
Roy: Yeah, yeah, it was a fire. At Sea Parks.
Moss: …Sea Parks.
Roy: Yeah…
Jen: But the
Roy: With the whales and everything.
Jen: Well okay.
Moss: Sea Parks.
Roy: Yeah.
Moss: Huh.
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Jen: Lots of water everywhere.
Roy: Yeah! I would imagine the whales need a lot of water. I don’t think you can have whales in a place without a huge amount of water.
Jen: That just seems like a strange place to go on fire.
Roy: It’s a VERY weird place to go on fire! A fire! AT A SEA PARKS!? It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard! Well maybe… maybe if there were plastic seats? Maybe they could go on fire…
Moss: They don’t have plastic seats at Sea Parks.
Roy: How do you know?
Moss: Roy, when I was on holiday I LIVED in Sea Parks! It’s the funnest, wettest, most splish-splashy place in the world!
Roy: Okay, did you go to the sea lion show?
Moss: 3 times a day for 2 weeks!
Roy: And did they have plastic seats?
Moss: No, it’s all stone steps.
Roy: Then what went on fire!?! I checked wikipedia, there is no mention of a fire at any Sea Parks.