> Idly wonders if figures of the Chosen Children exist
> Uses Internet to try to answer this question
>
Finds these > Finds
other things > Feels powerful (albeit temporary) all-consuming desire for things I can't have
> HHHHHRGH
Kids, the moral of the story is that curiosity can be a terrible thing, and the Internet creates just as many problems as it solves. At least most of these are unavailable (and those War Game charms are EXPENSIVE, whoa!) and only feature Yamato and Taichi, so I don't feel too much of an urge to hop on the next plane to Tokyo. If figures of all of the other Chosen Children existed...
> Imagines what those might look like
> DOUBLE HHHHHHRGH
(also, the Yamato figure's alternate ^_^ face is completely adorable but slightly off-putting. That thing's like 10x happier than he ever was on the show, amirite? O_o)