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Jul 07, 2008 10:43

Rubedo. I believe I found the perfect girlfriend for you. Here, another one of the rare dwarf race. Think of the possibilities, if the two of you mate, your children might have purple hair.

what the hell citrine, bored citrine is bored, idiot brothers, daaaaddy, the rare rare dwarf race, not so mellow yellow, niggles?

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embracingly July 7 2008, 09:21:16 UTC
I think you enjoy comparing people to dwarfs too much for it to be a healthy habit.

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citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 09:22:49 UTC
What, no shouting now? Did your voice finally wear out?

My brother is really a dwarf. You would understand once you met him.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 09:25:13 UTC
Oh, here, I didn't know you missed the sound of my voice! I'm flattered!

That's still not a very nice thing to say about kin.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 09:27:56 UTC
That is not what I- Refrain from shouting or I'll be forced to take measures.

It's only the truth. And I don't see him as 'kin'. More like something that happens to share the same father.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 09:31:30 UTC
Very well! I appreciate challenges!

He must be a particularly atrocious dwarf for you to think that way.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 09:33:58 UTC
You- Stop shouting you moron- ...that is so typically male. You make the rest of your species look bad. Are you proud?

Atrocious. Let me add that to the list of words to describe him.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 09:43:53 UTC
Since you asked so nicely, no! And I have no regrets. They rest of the male population can work to represent themselves more "admirably" for you if they want.

Sounds like a lovely list.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 09:46:39 UTC
I JUST TOLD YOU TO... Never mind. There must be a way to turn off the sound on this crap terminal. ...

If you want, I can compose a list for you, too. It will be just as lovely.

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Voice; they* screw typos embracingly July 7 2008, 09:53:52 UTC
HERE, MY VOICE CAN KEEP YOU COMPANY WHILE YOU GO ABOUT THIS ENDEAVOR!

We've only just met, and you've put so much thought into me? You're too kind.

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Re: Voice; they* screw typos citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 09:59:32 UTC
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I'm not even going to bother. Do as you wish. I'll be finding the mute button on this soon.

It doesn't take much to see that words such as "moronic", "idiotic", "brainless", "retarded", "imbecile", "inane", "loutish", "simple", "vacuous", "dense", "absurd" and stupid are more than accurate to describe you.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 10:10:32 UTC
That's a shame. The conversation was going so well too.

If we exclude the repetition, that's a disappointingly short list. I'm hurt.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 10:14:44 UTC
I'll work on a more elaborate one if it wounds you that much. I wouldn't want to disappoint your expectations.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 10:19:07 UTC
Oh, that'd be wonderful. I'll even start one for you.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 10:22:45 UTC
A fair trade? Maybe you are more respectable than I thought. I do hope your list can match the brilliance of mine.

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Voice embracingly July 7 2008, 10:27:11 UTC
Then I'll be sure to construct a grand list for you, Citrine. Wouldn't want to disappoint.

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Voice citrinitas_668 July 7 2008, 10:31:01 UTC
You had better not disappoint me. I have high expectations.

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