Italian, German, Irish/British. Accurate enough...
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (When I'm home, because my dad is obsessed and he sucks everyone else into being obsessed).
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (on occasion)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (I don't really eat fish anymore, but yes, yummy).
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I guess I'm just not THAT hefty...)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (HA!)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (well she used to, anyway, and my mom and I do...)
[x] You know Italian songs. (plenty, especially after listening to the Canadians --which is an Italian rock band. Named Canadians. Don't ask. And they sing mostly in English with hilarious Italian accents).
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (I LOVE PASTAAAAAAAAAA! ...pizza too).
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 8
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 2
Irish
[] You think beer is the best
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (and a dumbass. but that's beside the point...)
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (...swing.)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (not really. but weirdly, in kindergarten, I was teased for having "Chinese eyes" -- my mom said this is because I have Cherokee eyes and not the big weird bug-eyes the rest of the kids had. so I'm checking this one).
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you (was there supposed to be more to this? Well I do hate it when stupid people call me...)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 7
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.(minimal. Abby's fault)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. At times.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 4
Dutch:
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 5.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (When I'm home, because my dad is obsessed and he sucks everyone else into being obsessed).
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (on occasion)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (I don't really eat fish anymore, but yes, yummy).
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I guess I'm just not THAT hefty...)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (HA!)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (well she used to, anyway, and my mom and I do...)
[x] You know Italian songs. (plenty, especially after listening to the Canadians --which is an Italian rock band. Named Canadians. Don't ask. And they sing mostly in English with hilarious Italian accents).
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (I LOVE PASTAAAAAAAAAA! ...pizza too).
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 8
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 2
Irish
[] You think beer is the best
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (and a dumbass. but that's beside the point...)
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (...swing.)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (not really. but weirdly, in kindergarten, I was teased for having "Chinese eyes" -- my mom said this is because I have Cherokee eyes and not the big weird bug-eyes the rest of the kids had. so I'm checking this one).
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you (was there supposed to be more to this? Well I do hate it when stupid people call me...)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 7
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.(minimal. Abby's fault)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. At times.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 4
Dutch:
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 5.