Well, while you're winning prizes on nobility, I'll just collect the Pulitzer, Nobel and become Poet Laureate while running for President of the World (because when I win, I WILL be President of the World).
When I rule the world, doctorates will be banned; academics will be made to watch every single episode of Def Poetry Jam (and they'll have to watch the ones with Jewel, Alicia Keys and Kanye's "poetry" three times in a row every day at their weakest); and "The Peanut Butter song" by the Buckwheat Boys will be the new National Anthem.
If that's true, I'm fucking brilliant! I'll be winning a Pulitzer up in this muh!
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When I rule the world, doctorates will be banned; academics will be made to watch every single episode of Def Poetry Jam (and they'll have to watch the ones with Jewel, Alicia Keys and Kanye's "poetry" three times in a row every day at their weakest); and "The Peanut Butter song" by the Buckwheat Boys will be the new National Anthem.
BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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