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[RL, Maggie & Steve] This is Captain America Calling

May 15, 2009 19:22

As much as Steve hated to admit it, nothing good would come of leaving his house. He spent the morning drifting from bedroom to living room; Steve had never, in his life, felt like this. He never drank as a young man, too put off by the stories of his father and the sights his friends displayed. He felt silly, and sick, and amused ( Read more... )

drunk virus, maggie

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h4ck3r_61rl May 16 2009, 04:57:06 UTC

This had to be one of the worst (and possibly funniest) viruses yet. She'd told off her boss, told her supervisor how funny it was that the light reflected off his bald head, and she'd been sent home.

That was bad. She probably had no job.

Either way, it was best not to be alone while intoxicated, right? Right. So it hadn't taken long to get a hop, and here she was now, banging on Steve's door.

"STEVE. Steve. Let me IN!"

citizensoldier0 May 16 2009, 05:13:09 UTC

Steve had no idea what was best while intoxicated; this was the first time he'd ever experienced it. Head jerking up off the pillow, the super soldier dragged himself up off the couch and lumbered to the door. He fumbled with the locks, blinking blearily and trying one three times before he got it open. "Magg?" He blinked hard at the blond in front of him, smiling a little.

"Y'got her fine, that's good." Stepping back, leaning a little to hard on the door and listening to its creak, Steve grimaced a bit. This wasn't the worst experience of his life, but it was ranking high.

h4ck3r_61rl May 16 2009, 05:16:47 UTC

This is Not New to Maggie, so when he opens the door she squeals, and flings her arms around him.

"Steeeeeeeeeeve!" She was obviously thrilled to see him, and at least this time she wasn't a tiger. That was good news. Of course, this makes the second time she's seen him and something has been...wrong with her.

"Yeah, yeah I'm here, weird bein' hopped by a video game lady but s'all good."

citizensoldier0 May 16 2009, 05:20:54 UTC

"Oh!" He definitely did not expect the hugging, but Steve hugged her back with a silly grin, seeing no reason not to. Closing the door behind her - fumbling again with the locks before giving up on the last one - Steve tilted his head to the side with a quizzical look.

"Video game lady? What'a you talking 'bout?" His speech patterns would horrify him when he was sober, but until then, he' slur his words together as much as he liked.

h4ck3r_61rl May 16 2009, 05:26:02 UTC

"Sorry...sorry." She mutters, then beams when she gets a hug back. Yesssss, hug from Captain America, that is amazing. She peers up at him, her eyes wide. Normally, she has no problem at all holding her alcohol. This, however...is something different. She feels like she's in college again, getting trashed on cheap vodka again.

"Yeah...Zelda lady her hops are better than Jack's anyway how are you doing this virus sucks...I think it got me fired..." She pouts, and knows somewhere in her intoxicated mind that she's really going to hate her life tomorrow in one of two ways. One being a hangover, and two is facing a very pissed off supervisor. Oh well. Deal with it later.

citizensoldier0 May 16 2009, 07:39:22 UTC

Steve led her toward the living room, flopping haphazardly down on the couch. This time, he did slide off, landing on the floor and snickering at himself. "Sit, sit," he reached up and patted the seat next to his shoulder. "How'd you. What'd you do? T'get fired?" It was a good thing he didn't answer to anyone. Well sometimes S.H.I.E.L.D. ...Good thing Hill didn't call today.

"You should 'pologize a lot. Mighth elp?"

*dies* h4ck3r_61rl May 16 2009, 14:14:31 UTC

She followed after him rather ungracefully, laughing the whole way at her situation.

"Well see. See, I went into work...like this. But I didn't...didn'r realize cause I was just dizzy at first 'n I was thinkin' I was just comin' down with somethin', but it got worse and I started actin' like this and they thought I was drunk, then I told my boss he was bald and the light reflected off his head 'n you can see the lights and...hahaha. They sent me home with my desk packed." She flopped on the couch, then bursting into giggles at him.

ROFL Wasted fun times are fun. citizensoldier0 May 16 2009, 17:08:04 UTC

Steve couldn't help but snicker along with her, shaking his head. "That's - terrible - it really - what's the word - it sucks!" Tilting his head back, Cap peered up at her, grinning.

"I think they fired you, Maggie. Sorry, hah, I can't stop laughin'."

ttly <3 h4ck3r_61rl May 17 2009, 02:38:50 UTC

"Yeah, sucks. It sucks. Big time!" She agrees with him, pouting a little bit. "I...M'pretty sure you're right..I think I got fired." She was going to be livid in the morning, but as of now, she couldn't do anything but laugh hysterically.

"You're hilarious! Seriously! I can't...Breathe!"

citizensoldier0 May 22 2009, 15:32:23 UTC

"M'not hilarious," he snickered, leaning back on t he couch. "Everyone says so. Maybe they're all wrong. Are they all wrong?" Steve ran a hand though his hair, amused. Maggie kept laughing, and it was making things particularly hard for him to stop.

h4ck3r_61rl May 22 2009, 15:35:54 UTC

“Sure you are!” She leaned half way off the couch to look at his face, grinning broadly. She briefly wondered if this virus was going to give her a hangover. “Don’t…hmm. Don’t listen to them cause yeah, they’re wrong. All wrong!”

citizensoldier0 May 22 2009, 15:38:14 UTC

"Really?" He thought for a moment that she'd fall, and lifted a hand to her side, trying to steady her. Not that he could do much steadying, in this state. "That's good, I think I'm funny."

h4ck3r_61rl May 22 2009, 15:47:29 UTC

“Yes! Really really.” She nods seriously, then beams as he makes the attempt to steady her. “Well, tha’s all that matters, right? If you like…yourself. Or something. Yeah?” She mumbles a little bit, losing track of what she was saying. She looks at him earnestly, eyes wide.

citizensoldier0 May 22 2009, 16:03:39 UTC

"Yeah, I think it's. Something like that, that sounds right." Steve smiled up at her, and it was a moment or two before he realized that his hand was still at her side. It was a moment after that that he realized he should probably remove it.

h4ck3r_61rl May 22 2009, 16:05:35 UTC

“Umm. Right.” She’d forgotten what they were talking about by now. Something about…huh. Well. Whatever. She’s cool with that hand there, by the way. Like, totally cool with it. She gives him a smile to prove that.

citizensoldier0 May 22 2009, 16:19:44 UTC

"Uh-huh." Steve wasn't entirely sure, either. Where was that near total recall the serum gave him? Nonexistent, at the moment. So it seemed. Smiling in return, he figured it couldn't be too terrible to keep his hand there. Steve brushed his thumb lightly against her side. There should be conversation going, but he wasn't sure about what to speak anymore.

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