I haven't the time to stay for tea anyway, thank you.

[citizenjess]

The idea for this little shit pile of crack!ficcy, er, badness has been floating around in the nether regions of my brain for years, but I finally dug it up and finished it, to give pandoras_closet a reason to scour his eyeballs out with a rusty screwdriver, if nothing else. I’d like to say this is the most retarded thing I’ve ever written, but that would be a

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[pandoras_closet]

. . .

That's it? I've been quivering in abject terror for three years for that?

You've either lost your touch or knowning so many slashers has made me immune to teh butsecks.

[citizenjess]

*DEAD* Did you WANT detailed buttsex?

[pandoras_closet]

I assumed you'd throw in all this time. But no. Best we leave the details a mystery.

[citizenjess]

That was more what I was going for; I already filled my nasty sex descriptors quota for the decade by writing an Anakin/Padme piece a while ago. :D

[shadowwolf75]

*DIES* Dude, that was great. Particularly the 'private ceremony with my one-eyed trouser snake' comment from Max, that was fricking hilarious . . .

[citizenjess]

Well, thank you for being brave enough to venture forth and read it. :D