Dream
I think I may have possibly had the oddest dream of my entire life, just because of the situation that the events occured in.
I was at a hockey game with my dad, and we were walking towards our seats around the concourse, which felt like it was taking forever. I go in the bathroom to take a leak, and I walk into a stall, only it's not a stall for one person, it's for two. And there's two doors, no wall in between. So I'm standing there, pissing. Drunk, so some of it is missing the toilet. It's in a bathroom in a stadium in Philly, so it doesn't matter, it's just adding to other peoples mess. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl comes into the stall I'm in, and stands there taking a piss next to me. No, she did not have a dick. But she was successfully standing and peeing, I don't know how. And she did not miss the seat one bit. Whilst pissing, she turns to me and says "You'd better clean up your mess." Me, being the gentleman, reply "Oh, I was planning on it." I finish my piss, and grab some toilet paper and start cleaning off the seat. She grabs some and starts helping me clean off my own seat. Eventually as we're both bent over cleaning off my drunken piss from this toilet seat, we look each other in the eyes and start kissing. Next thing I know, we're laying on the floor (which, of course, has piss on it as well) kissing and holding each other. After a couple minutes of this, we walked out of the stall holding hands and proceeded to skip around the concourse to the seats me and my dad were looking for, and my dad did not reappear in the dream.
Note: I do not normally piss on the seat. And if in the event I do, I clean it up without having to be told.
Note: I also do not make a habit out of kissing girls in piss infested areas.
Note: I also do not make a habit out of ditching my dad at sporting events.
I was at a hockey game with my dad, and we were walking towards our seats around the concourse, which felt like it was taking forever. I go in the bathroom to take a leak, and I walk into a stall, only it's not a stall for one person, it's for two. And there's two doors, no wall in between. So I'm standing there, pissing. Drunk, so some of it is missing the toilet. It's in a bathroom in a stadium in Philly, so it doesn't matter, it's just adding to other peoples mess. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl comes into the stall I'm in, and stands there taking a piss next to me. No, she did not have a dick. But she was successfully standing and peeing, I don't know how. And she did not miss the seat one bit. Whilst pissing, she turns to me and says "You'd better clean up your mess." Me, being the gentleman, reply "Oh, I was planning on it." I finish my piss, and grab some toilet paper and start cleaning off the seat. She grabs some and starts helping me clean off my own seat. Eventually as we're both bent over cleaning off my drunken piss from this toilet seat, we look each other in the eyes and start kissing. Next thing I know, we're laying on the floor (which, of course, has piss on it as well) kissing and holding each other. After a couple minutes of this, we walked out of the stall holding hands and proceeded to skip around the concourse to the seats me and my dad were looking for, and my dad did not reappear in the dream.
Note: I do not normally piss on the seat. And if in the event I do, I clean it up without having to be told.
Note: I also do not make a habit out of kissing girls in piss infested areas.
Note: I also do not make a habit out of ditching my dad at sporting events.