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-you'd think moving to jersey was actually a fatal, highly contagious disease that makes people bleed from all of their orifices the way my friends(the snotty ones living in new york) are reacting to our move, christ. i've had people threaten to end friendships, tell me my life is going downhill and of course, the really original "ew, you're bridge-and-tunnel now?!?!" ooh, watch out, i might sneeze on you and give you bridge and tunnel syndrome. WHO CARES WHERE I LIVE. SHUT UP.
-this morning i was looking at the subway map while waiting for the a train. i felt someone's eyes on me so i look to my left and i see a man with his legs hanging over the armrest of the bench with his left index finger halfway up his brain. better than coffee.
-the wedding was beautiful. except for the part when the makeup woman made snide comments at my sister because she didn't want to wear a tiara(bitch). and the best man's drunken speech i thought was never going to end. i also had no idea catholic wedding ceremonies were so long or that the incense or myrrh or whatever that smoky stuff was would make me gag and then go into a coughing fit.
-the bf and i went to the yankees game on friday night. what a miserable game; we were up by six runs, i think, and then what's his name comes up and walks practically all of the mariners. miserable! i guess that's why we got roger clemens back for about $1 million a week. is he really that good?
-i don't think i can hack going out on weekends anymore. we went out on saturday night for a friend's birthday, then we went to keun jip and i don't even know what time it was when we got home. i was so tired all day sunday. OH, let me tell you about these really cool guys we were sitting next to at keun jip. they were talking about how they were boys and how even though all that shit happened in the past, they're still BOYS. actually, only of them was doing the talking. the same guy was going off about snorting a huge, fat line off the table, even though i didn't see any coke there and then one of them says, "yo bro, you my BOY! i'll take it up the ASS for you, that's how much you ma BOY!" and then he threw a soju bottle cap on the floor for emphasis. i SO want my girlfriends to find winners just like them.
-this morning i was looking at the subway map while waiting for the a train. i felt someone's eyes on me so i look to my left and i see a man with his legs hanging over the armrest of the bench with his left index finger halfway up his brain. better than coffee.
-the wedding was beautiful. except for the part when the makeup woman made snide comments at my sister because she didn't want to wear a tiara(bitch). and the best man's drunken speech i thought was never going to end. i also had no idea catholic wedding ceremonies were so long or that the incense or myrrh or whatever that smoky stuff was would make me gag and then go into a coughing fit.
-the bf and i went to the yankees game on friday night. what a miserable game; we were up by six runs, i think, and then what's his name comes up and walks practically all of the mariners. miserable! i guess that's why we got roger clemens back for about $1 million a week. is he really that good?
-i don't think i can hack going out on weekends anymore. we went out on saturday night for a friend's birthday, then we went to keun jip and i don't even know what time it was when we got home. i was so tired all day sunday. OH, let me tell you about these really cool guys we were sitting next to at keun jip. they were talking about how they were boys and how even though all that shit happened in the past, they're still BOYS. actually, only of them was doing the talking. the same guy was going off about snorting a huge, fat line off the table, even though i didn't see any coke there and then one of them says, "yo bro, you my BOY! i'll take it up the ASS for you, that's how much you ma BOY!" and then he threw a soju bottle cap on the floor for emphasis. i SO want my girlfriends to find winners just like them.