Cheating son of a bitch
Last night, I realized my boyfriend has been cheating on me since April.
I didn't really notice at first. He'd watch TV and I'd start talking about something, but he'd still carry a conversation with me. Now, I'll ask him a question, one that requires at minimum a one word answer, and nothing, no response. Fucker doesn't even blink. I tell him I'm going to bed because it's too hot to sit in our sauna aka the living room, and he grunts in response. Then when he finally does come to bed, he passes out in ten minutes because apparently all that fooling around on the side is tiring him out.
And what makes it worse is that he has two bitches on the side. Fucking Yankees and ESPN. I can't wait until mid-October so I can have my boyfriend back.