IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE
10:00 pm- Cheney is spotted on the roof of a New Jersey polling place with an automatic rifle, taking potshots at people who "look like democrats"
10:30 pm- Most polls have closed on the Eastern seaboard and in some of middle America, but that didn't stop your dead relatives from voting for Bush.
10:30 pm- Most polls have closed on the Eastern seaboard and in some of middle America, but that didn't stop your dead relatives from voting for Bush.