Texting up Shakespeare

[citizen247]

2 b r nt 2 b - dat iz d Q:
wthr ts noblr n d mnd 2 sufr
d slngs & arowz of outrAjs 4tn
r 2 tAk armz agnst a C f trblz,
& by oposn nd em? 2 die, 2 slp
n mre - & by a slp 2 say we end
d <3ache & d 1000 ntrl shokz
dat flsh iz heir 2 - tz a consmshn
dvtly 2 b wshd. 2 die, 2 slp,
2 slp, prchnce 2 drm. Ay, dars d rub,
4 n dat slp of dth wut drms may cm
wen we hv shfld of dis mrtl coil,
mst gve us paus. Dars d rspct
dat mkz clmity of so lng lyf.
4 hu wud bear d whips & scrns of tym,
Th' oprsrs wrng, d prud mans contumly,
d pangs of dspisd luv, d laws delay
d insolns of ofis, & d spurns
dat pAtNt mrit of d unwrthy takz,
wen he himsLf mit Hs quietus mAk
w/ a bare bodkin? hu wud fardels bear,
2 grnt & sweat undR a weary lyf,
bt dat d dred of somTIN aftR def,
d undiscvrd cuntrE frm whuz bourn
n trvlr RTz, puzles d wiL
& mAkz us radr bear thOs ils we hv
thN fly 2 othRz dat we knO nt of?
thus consuns duz mAk kwrds of us aL,
& dus d natV hue of resolutN
iz sikld ovr w/ d pale cast of thawt,
& entrpris of gr8 pitch & momNt
w/ dis regRd thR curNtz trn awry,
& lose d nAm of actN.