And then I died in the imaginary flames
Fire alarm: *BEEPS LOUDLY*
Roommate and I: *pause* Hmmm, that's an annoying car alarm. *return to laptops*
Alarm: *keeps beeping*
RA: *Raps loudly on all the doors* *repeatedly*
Us: WTF?
Alarm: *is still very loud and beepy*
--A minute later--
Us: ...Oh, it's a fire drill. *walk outside*
Alarm: *stops beeping, finally*
Us: Why are we so stupid?
REMIND ME TO NEVER GET CAUGHT IN A REAL FIRE, OKAY? BECAUSE I FAIL AND WOULD PROBABLY DIE.
ETA: I just drank bad, fermented iced tea. EWWW.
Roommate and I: *pause* Hmmm, that's an annoying car alarm. *return to laptops*
Alarm: *keeps beeping*
RA: *Raps loudly on all the doors* *repeatedly*
Us: WTF?
Alarm: *is still very loud and beepy*
--A minute later--
Us: ...Oh, it's a fire drill. *walk outside*
Alarm: *stops beeping, finally*
Us: Why are we so stupid?
REMIND ME TO NEVER GET CAUGHT IN A REAL FIRE, OKAY? BECAUSE I FAIL AND WOULD PROBABLY DIE.
ETA: I just drank bad, fermented iced tea. EWWW.