Fandom... is weird

[cissa_is_divine]

Have you ever stopped and pondered this whole... fandom rot? It's a bit... alarming, at times. Such as coming across this (while very beautifully done) bit of fan art.

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[slobberymongrel]

Looks like he's on a coma! Ah, if only.

The little swot thinks I obliviated him, you know, its ridiculously amusing.

Er. Also. It seems that. My mother is here.

[silver_snark]

Of COURSE you find it amusing, BECAUSE YOU DID IT!!!

[slobberymongrel]

Are you still on about that you silly little albino?

[cissa_is_divine]

And don't call my son an albino!

[slobberymongrel]

Honestly, dont be so uptight Cissa. Sticks and stones make break his bones but unfortunately I havent got any of those on me.

[silver_snark]

I'LL HEX YOUR CHEEKS OFF!!!

[slobberymongrel]

It isnt proper at all to talk about your elder cousin's arse like that. Nor at all. Incest is wrong, dear boy.

[silver_snark]

RASCHNASSAFRAGGIT!!!!;jklhdf;lhsu GhhhahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

Oh dear. You know, thats not very pureblood behavior. Thats, as my late devil mother would say, gobbledegook. Shame, Mister Malfoy, shame. Would you like elocution lessons?

[silver_snark]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM US - YOU... YOU CONTAMINATION OF WIZARD KIND!

[slobberymongrel]

Contamination? Please. Im a Black. Everyone else is a contamination. Im sure thats in one of my mother's needlepoints.

[silver_snark]

YOU are a blood traitor.

[cissa_is_divine]

Oi. You. Play nice? Nice-ish? Somewhat not so pratty?

Do tapestries have access to the interwebs too?

[cissa_is_divine]

Paintings... I meant.

Er. Right.

[slobberymongrel]

Yes, they do, and no, I wont. He's been hit on the head and become a woman. This is Tough Love. Or something.

Whyissheherewhyissheherewhyisshehere

[tapestryblaster]

SIRIUS BLACK, FIX DRACO'S MEMORY NOW!!!