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[cissa_is_divine]

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I HAVE A WANKER

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WHAT THE BLOODY HELL

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Comments

[the_salazar]

Perhaps a change of bodies is in order?

[cissa_is_divine]

Can we do that?!

[the_salazar]

I am not entirely certain, but it is an avenue that ought to be explored immediately.

[cissa_is_divine]

Maybe we accidentally switched bodies in the first place. Except I'm still blonde and look like a boy!me and you're still dark haired and look like a girl!you.

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Would I still be blonde if we did a body switch?

[the_salazar]

Indeed. No you would not - no Slytherin has ever been blond, that I am aware of.

[cissa_is_divine]

But... being blonde is important to me. :(

So is being a woman :(

Is this some sort of strange nightmare?

[the_salazar]

It is far worse than any nightmare, child.

[cissa_is_divine]

My own child doesn't know me!!!!

Okay so if we switch bodies and then whatever it was that happened to make us change genders undoes itself, that means I'd be male!you and you'd be female!me and we'd have to switch bodies again? Is this safe?!

[the_salazar]

I do not know whether it is even possible. Can you not cast a passable glamour that your child will see you as you were, despite?

Would you like me to send Nymphadora over?

[cissa_is_divine]

Oh. I hadn't thought of that. I've just been so stressed aout about being a bloke!!

[the_salazar]

Understandably so. See how the glamour works, if it does not, let me know - I shall send Nymphadora over. She can impersonate you, and show the child that you are safe, and the child will then likely trust you in your male form.