Dropping things
Just don't.
I now hold my company's record for spreading broken glass over the largest area in one accident - all three floors of our building.
Also, on a completely different note, I saw a horse do a somersault this evening. I mean honest-to-God, all its weight on its head at one point somersault. If you want more impressive both horse and rider are largely unharmed (how, seriously, how?) and even more impressively the horse managed to do this over a 90 cm show jump. Those jumps knock down when you hit them. The whole incident was a marvel to physics as we know it.
I now hold my company's record for spreading broken glass over the largest area in one accident - all three floors of our building.
Also, on a completely different note, I saw a horse do a somersault this evening. I mean honest-to-God, all its weight on its head at one point somersault. If you want more impressive both horse and rider are largely unharmed (how, seriously, how?) and even more impressively the horse managed to do this over a 90 cm show jump. Those jumps knock down when you hit them. The whole incident was a marvel to physics as we know it.