Michael Jackson jokes
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and a games console have in common?
They both get turned on by little boys.
Where’s Michael Jackson going on holiday?
He’s off to Tampa with the kids.
What’s soft brown and sometimes found in little children’s nappies?
Michael Jackson’s hand.
Why did Michael Jackson ring Boys 2 Men?
He thought they were a delivery service.
A date for Michael Jackson’s trial has been set;
His name is Aaron and he’s 8 years old.
How do you know when its bedtime in the Jackson house?
When the big hand touches the little one.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares children and the other is a friendly ghost.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound races?
Greyhounds wait for the hares to come out before shooting off.
Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
He knows how they feel.
What’s blonde, got 6 legs and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams?
Hanson.
The FBI raided Michael Jackson’s house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5c in his bedroom.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re 15.
What do Michael Jackson and housework have in common?
They are both a pain in the arse for children.
How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
With pizza and Nintendo.