In case you weren't already convinced that I am a complete, obnoxious loser and needed a specific example to convince yourself of the fact:
Major Premise: One of my friends is having her graduation party on June 13th, 6pm to 10pm.
Minor Premise: The next episode of Kings airs on June 13th at 8pm.
Conclusion: I am conflicted.
I mean, of course I am going to the party. I am not actually enough of a bitchface to skip out on a party because a probably incredibly gay episode of my favorite show which I haven't seen in two months will be on. And of course I can just watch the episode the next day. But I will be mildly annoyed.
ETA:
SO "THE NAKED TIME" IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST EPISODE EVER (AND WHY WAS IT CALLED THAT ANYWAY??)
SPOCK IS AN EMO KID INSIDE <333
BUT NO JIM DON'T HIT YOUR BOYFRIEND :'[[[ Good lord, why does every single conflict on this show dissolve into a bitchslap fight??
ROFL ROFL AT KIRK BEING EMO TOOOO. "I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND DRINKING PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN :''[[[[ SOMEBODY HOLD ME"
Aaaaaaand gay moment. ♥
"We've gone back in time 71 hours. We have three days to live over again!" "LET'S SPEND IT HAVING SEX, SPOCK" "Y YES"
Wow, that was actually not a craptastic episode. FINALLY. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY INCLUDE SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, WRITERS?