May 20, 2006 00:27
I was flipping through the channels, and saw Larry King talking to Paula Abdul, and I heard Larry King say, "What was it like going down?" inbetween channels. I had no idea what he meant by this, but knowing Paula is a whore, I flipped back just in time to hear:
"I jerked my head up really fast and hit it on the table and it knocked me out. When I came to, everyone was holding hands."
Then I turned it off before she could say something to ruin my laughter.
Okay, now I'm going to bed.