1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. A.naw, just married..ha!
2) What was your dream growing up? A.hmn... i remember dreaming that i could fly in the frozen peas section of randall's....
3) What talent do you wish you had? A. talent... talent... talent... i wish i could fly in the frozen peas section of ANY grocery store
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. 4) either a shiner or iced tea
5) Favorite vegetable? toss up b/w asparagus, eggplant, or bacon.
6) What was the last book you read? A. i finished 'salem's lot.. but i'm in the middle of reading skeleton crew, no country for old men, and rebecca
7) What zodiac sign are you? A.scorpio
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. ears pierced... my mom complained that they treated me "like a sack of potatoes" it hurt ... but not as bad as i thought it would
9) Worst Habit? A. masturbating.... and leaving my vibrator on the mantle
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? A. a ride? as long as you were willing to ... ahem... do me a favor.. ;)
11) What is your favorite sport? A.hmn... bowling is quite fun... >.<
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. slightly more negative
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. makeout?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? A. hmn.... i predict it'll be the righteous bowel movements i'll have when i'm in peru this summer
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. A. i fantasize about remus lupin on a regular basis..even now.. but you knew that
16) Do you have any pets? A. Molly O'Flannigan!
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? A. i would totally make out with you.. i mean grope... i mean... hug and squeal!!!
18) What was your first impression of me? A. "damn it.. jennifer found another weirdo for us to be nice to. goddamn anime freak" but you know i love you now ;)
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? A.scary.. and sad.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A. bigger tits.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? A. "oh steph, you don't really need to go to class today.. .do you?"
22) What color eyes do you have? A. chocolate brown
23) Ever been arrested? A. surprisingly no...
24) Bottle or can soda? A. can
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? A. invest in a cd, make interest use that interest to fly to japan and see you (when you go) ^_^
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? A.dog and duck!
28) Do you believe in ghosts? A. used to... not so much anymore
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? A. masturbate... read... play video games.. you know, the usual
30) Do you swear a lot? A. fuck no.
31) Biggest pet peeve? A. ppl who don't accept responsibility and having to be pc
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? A. Boobs.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? A. sure why not. as long as the romance leads to hard core fucking.
35) Do you believe in God? A. meh. i think i'm an agnostic hindu...
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? A. sure... :D
Oh my lord... your poor, poor children. If they ever look back on their high school years and remember the things you said... They'll die laughing, and also die of mortification that they were so out of it that they don't get your jokes. Poor, poor children.
A. A.naw, just married..ha!
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.hmn... i remember dreaming that i could fly in the frozen peas section of randall's....
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. talent... talent... talent... i wish i could fly in the frozen peas section of ANY grocery store
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. 4) either a shiner or iced tea
5) Favorite vegetable?
toss up b/w asparagus, eggplant, or bacon.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. i finished 'salem's lot.. but i'm in the middle of reading skeleton crew, no country for old men, and rebecca
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.scorpio
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. ears pierced... my mom complained that they treated me "like a sack of potatoes" it hurt ... but not as bad as i thought it would
9) Worst Habit?
A. masturbating.... and leaving my vibrator on the mantle
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. a ride? as long as you were willing to ... ahem... do me a favor.. ;)
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.hmn... bowling is quite fun... >.<
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. slightly more negative
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. makeout?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. hmn.... i predict it'll be the righteous bowel movements i'll have when i'm in peru this summer
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. i fantasize about remus lupin on a regular basis..even now.. but you knew that
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Molly O'Flannigan!
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. i would totally make out with you.. i mean grope... i mean... hug and squeal!!!
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. "damn it.. jennifer found another weirdo for us to be nice to. goddamn anime freak" but you know i love you now ;)
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.scary.. and sad.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. bigger tits.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. "oh steph, you don't really need to go to class today.. .do you?"
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. chocolate brown
23) Ever been arrested?
A. surprisingly no...
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. can
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. invest in a cd, make interest use that interest to fly to japan and see you (when you go) ^_^
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.dog and duck!
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. used to... not so much anymore
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. masturbate... read... play video games.. you know, the usual
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. fuck no.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. ppl who don't accept responsibility and having to be pc
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Boobs.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. sure why not. as long as the romance leads to hard core fucking.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. meh. i think i'm an agnostic hindu...
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. sure... :D
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And also... you are like my soulmate or something. If you were a guy (and not gay and/or a chauvinist) I would totally jump you.
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" and the russians sent up sputnik.. then the americans sent up a dog, then the russians sent up a chimp and then the americans sent up a woman"
hahahahahahaha hardly anyone of the kids got it... only my sexist boys got it.. they thought it was *hilarious*
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But lucky me, that you share these things. XD
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