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So TODAY WE HAD REHEARSAL!!!!!!!!!
I left my DARN lights on in my car and GOSH DARN IT the car died!!!!!!!!! Just wouldn't start so i had to have it jupmped - meanawhile Elise is freaking out calling me every two seconds.
ok. So in 5th PPERIOD ELise SMACKED ME IN THE BALLS TWO TIMES B/c we were reading journals alou dand she didn'tr like what I wrote - and THEN SHE SMACKED ME AS HARD AS COULD ACROSS THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My face was red. SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO LOSE HER MIND!!!!!
She was in 6th period SPOONING WITH BLAKELY while yelling "SPOON SPOON SPOON" and smacking his buttox. SHE THEN PUCKERED HIS LIPS TOGETHER AND KISSED HIM and did other random things like jumping against the wall and chasing Kyle.
Rehearsal was so jmuch fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything just went so smoothly. I am the super suitor of the SHOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE AN AX SOLO!!!!!!!!!!! I jump over an ax a whole bunch of times while other people try to chop me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE CALLS ME THE SUPER SUITOR.
Elise's dance partner - Mike - is STRAIGHT. As a gosh darn board. And he's a great partner - lifts her so easily ect ect ect - ECT~!!~!~!~!~~
pooopy is gross in the hiney.
I eat sour cucumbers.
I think I'm so fuinny n- guess what I did today - I started talking about BOINGING to Elise during our rehearsal in front of her cute striaght partner - so then they BOTH started this DIRTY business of talking about BOINGING. Man is elise happy todd isn't her partner
MY FEET SMELL LIKE AN OLD LADY'S AFTER SHE'S BEEN WALKING A MARATHON IN TIGHTS AND THOSE OLD FASHIONED POINT RED PUMPS THAT MAKE FAT PEOPLE'S FEET SPILL OVER!
HAllelujag
I mean really - it's like a fish died where my feet are.
I LOVEY TO AX DANCE!
I get to dance with Elise too - my dream come true!!!!!!!!! she's such an angel sent from above in my life - i thank god every time i ask him to bless my food for bring her into my life. And when it comes to dancing she's so much better than me - I messed up SOOOOO BAD ON THIS EASY ASS POLKA! But Elise saved me. Thank god.
Elise - wow!
So anyway.
My hands are sanitized and a hot fudge sundae is in my belly. A weener runs near my feet. In the distance is the sound of Isabel having sex. This is a glorious moment.
What else is there to tell? I am a fartaholic. I can't beleive how cute the dance is and how much fun it was!
Let's go shoe shopping!
I left my DARN lights on in my car and GOSH DARN IT the car died!!!!!!!!! Just wouldn't start so i had to have it jupmped - meanawhile Elise is freaking out calling me every two seconds.
ok. So in 5th PPERIOD ELise SMACKED ME IN THE BALLS TWO TIMES B/c we were reading journals alou dand she didn'tr like what I wrote - and THEN SHE SMACKED ME AS HARD AS COULD ACROSS THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My face was red. SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO LOSE HER MIND!!!!!
She was in 6th period SPOONING WITH BLAKELY while yelling "SPOON SPOON SPOON" and smacking his buttox. SHE THEN PUCKERED HIS LIPS TOGETHER AND KISSED HIM and did other random things like jumping against the wall and chasing Kyle.
Rehearsal was so jmuch fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything just went so smoothly. I am the super suitor of the SHOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE AN AX SOLO!!!!!!!!!!! I jump over an ax a whole bunch of times while other people try to chop me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE CALLS ME THE SUPER SUITOR.
Elise's dance partner - Mike - is STRAIGHT. As a gosh darn board. And he's a great partner - lifts her so easily ect ect ect - ECT~!!~!~!~!~~
pooopy is gross in the hiney.
I eat sour cucumbers.
I think I'm so fuinny n- guess what I did today - I started talking about BOINGING to Elise during our rehearsal in front of her cute striaght partner - so then they BOTH started this DIRTY business of talking about BOINGING. Man is elise happy todd isn't her partner
MY FEET SMELL LIKE AN OLD LADY'S AFTER SHE'S BEEN WALKING A MARATHON IN TIGHTS AND THOSE OLD FASHIONED POINT RED PUMPS THAT MAKE FAT PEOPLE'S FEET SPILL OVER!
HAllelujag
I mean really - it's like a fish died where my feet are.
I LOVEY TO AX DANCE!
I get to dance with Elise too - my dream come true!!!!!!!!! she's such an angel sent from above in my life - i thank god every time i ask him to bless my food for bring her into my life. And when it comes to dancing she's so much better than me - I messed up SOOOOO BAD ON THIS EASY ASS POLKA! But Elise saved me. Thank god.
Elise - wow!
So anyway.
My hands are sanitized and a hot fudge sundae is in my belly. A weener runs near my feet. In the distance is the sound of Isabel having sex. This is a glorious moment.
What else is there to tell? I am a fartaholic. I can't beleive how cute the dance is and how much fun it was!
Let's go shoe shopping!