Jun 14, 2007 12:54
If you come to me asking for something, please, for the love of kittens,
1) talk louder than the air conditioning.
2) finish the sentence in less than three minutes. "I.......would........like........a........" is not a full sentence, and doesn't help either of us.
3) when I go and get you what you asked for, do not start fussing because you neglected to tell me that you wanted a bun after I've already cut the hot dog up. You never ask for a bun. The few times that I've given you a bun, you pull the hot dog out of the bun and leave the bun. If you're actually hungry, you'll eat the damn cut-up hot dog.