fandom/fandom; vocal masturbation, 1/1
prompt
"I'm telling you! Everyone ships Klaine! They're M A R R I E D, can't you see?!"
"No fuck you I don't! Kummer4lyfe! Who cares about Blaine and that shitty guy Darren anyways? He can't act for shit! Get me some Chord loving!"
"Okay can some non-shippers speak up here--"
"Lay the fuck of Darren at least he can sing unlike Cory!"
"That's better--"
"No! We have to talk about how you can't ship Brittana and Klaine at the same time--"
"Oh fuck, do you ever shut up? Who even started that! Can we instead talk about all the kinks on the meme--"
"Of course I don't shut up! It feels so good, feeling my vocal cords vibrating--"
"Stop kink shaming!"
"I wasn't--"
"No him-- oh my, I know what you mean, the feeling of my lungs getting filled with air as endorphins flood my brain from the pleasure of complaining ... this feels good."
"Stop hating on Davey!"
"We weren't?!"
"We're hating on everyone. Especially Ms Holliday."
"What--?"
"And April Rhodes! Get her out of here! Ooh, still feels good."
"Fuck RIB! Get new writers who understand continuity--mmmm, rubbing your throat while you shout feels even better!"
"Not enough stereotypes!"
"Too many!"
"Always bad writing!"
"Rollercoaster of writing quality!"
"Everything is autotuned!"
"No it fucking isn't! Mmm~ Back the fuck off they're all great si--"
"Kevin's the best voice why isn't he lead?!"
"Uneven fucking sharing of solos! Ahh!"
"Fuck you! Lea's talented enough to carry them all!"
"Oh~h, Chris is the most talented of them all, my bb--"
"No more fucking bottom!Blaine! Ohmy~"
"Why is bottom!Blaine such a rare fucking creature? Ugnhn~"
"Incest is gooOOOoooho--"
"Wincest!"
"Get back to Supernatural OOHHHhHN--"
"Fuck you all! I'm the one who's riAAHHHHH!"
"No meeEAOOHHOhOHHH~!"
"Ohh mee OHhhhh"
"Undflgnd"
"nflgld"
"..."
"....."
"........"
"I came the hardest."
"No me!"
"It's a wanking sex riot!"
fin
"I'm telling you! Everyone ships Klaine! They're M A R R I E D, can't you see?!"
"No fuck you I don't! Kummer4lyfe! Who cares about Blaine and that shitty guy Darren anyways? He can't act for shit! Get me some Chord loving!"
"Okay can some non-shippers speak up here--"
"Lay the fuck of Darren at least he can sing unlike Cory!"
"That's better--"
"No! We have to talk about how you can't ship Brittana and Klaine at the same time--"
"Oh fuck, do you ever shut up? Who even started that! Can we instead talk about all the kinks on the meme--"
"Of course I don't shut up! It feels so good, feeling my vocal cords vibrating--"
"Stop kink shaming!"
"I wasn't--"
"No him-- oh my, I know what you mean, the feeling of my lungs getting filled with air as endorphins flood my brain from the pleasure of complaining ... this feels good."
"Stop hating on Davey!"
"We weren't?!"
"We're hating on everyone. Especially Ms Holliday."
"What--?"
"And April Rhodes! Get her out of here! Ooh, still feels good."
"Fuck RIB! Get new writers who understand continuity--mmmm, rubbing your throat while you shout feels even better!"
"Not enough stereotypes!"
"Too many!"
"Always bad writing!"
"Rollercoaster of writing quality!"
"Everything is autotuned!"
"No it fucking isn't! Mmm~ Back the fuck off they're all great si--"
"Kevin's the best voice why isn't he lead?!"
"Uneven fucking sharing of solos! Ahh!"
"Fuck you! Lea's talented enough to carry them all!"
"Oh~h, Chris is the most talented of them all, my bb--"
"No more fucking bottom!Blaine! Ohmy~"
"Why is bottom!Blaine such a rare fucking creature? Ugnhn~"
"Incest is gooOOOoooho--"
"Wincest!"
"Get back to Supernatural OOHHHhHN--"
"Fuck you all! I'm the one who's riAAHHHHH!"
"No meeEAOOHHOhOHHH~!"
"Ohh mee OHhhhh"
"Undflgnd"
"nflgld"
"..."
"....."
"........"
"I came the hardest."
"No me!"
"It's a wanking sex riot!"
fin