Mar 04, 2010 20:42
I, Eleanor Lamb, thanks to both deals with my mother and with the help of a wnderful cake god, have precured enough blackmail to ruin all of you! By Rapture's standards of course. This is because I have finally hacked all the cameras in Rapture! So unless you want to be very misserable I suggest you all get it into your head that I am not a child and will not be treated as such. If you attempt to do so I will force you to
watch terrible footage of the activities of Rapture's inhabitants, including, but not limited too:
Splicer strip treases
Mr. Alexander's blow jobs
Mr. Finnegan giving lap dances
Brute Splicers in drag
My mother masturbating
clean the prison toilets or something.... >>
So behave kiddies!
And remember... Eleanor is Watching~
And forgive me for sounding like Father Wales.
¡ay yi yi enfermedades venéreas!,
gil "peensaurus" alexander,
threat level: delicious,
say crack again,
eleanor is watching you masturbate,
usurp andrew ryan,
screw you mother,
blackmail is fun,
eleanor "jailbait" lamb,
bill "pipe-lover" mcdonagh,
diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock,
fight the rapture family,
crack,
your real god (ignore everyone else),
our golden lord,
i gots a camera,
finally... control!,
mark "should've said no" meltzer,
peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins,
*attention whores*,
jasmine "baby factory" jolene,
martin "ice ice baby" finnegan,
shota bait