Listen Up Those Not Guided by God!

[fightthefamily]

I, Eleanor Lamb, thanks to both deals with my mother and with the help of a wnderful cake god, have precured enough blackmail to ruin all of you! By Rapture's standards of course. This is because I have finally hacked all the cameras in Rapture! So unless you want to be very misserable I suggest you all get it into your head that I am not a child and will not be treated as such. If you attempt to do so I will force you to

watch terrible footage of the activities of Rapture's inhabitants, including, but not limited too:
Splicer strip treases
Mr. Alexander's blow jobs
Mr. Finnegan giving lap dances
Brute Splicers in drag
My mother masturbating

clean the prison toilets or something.... >>
So behave kiddies!
And remember... Eleanor is Watching~

And forgive me for sounding like Father Wales.