I'm here to tell you about something new and horrible that most of you will be dealing with now
YOUR PERIOD
your period is when your womb monster gets angry and rips you apart from the inside. so you end up bleeding for about 5 days and then the womb monster shuts the fuck up and you go on with your life.
to take care of all of new and interesting wounds with these
they are call tampons and they are the only thing that stops you from being compleatly disgusting from now on
I hope this helped and feel free to ask any questions.