Where the hell is my blowtorch?

[fearmyblowtorch]

I woke up this mornin' ta find it missin'! Both of them!

All of ya slags oughta stop starin' at my chest and help me find it!

/tucks braid back behind ear

Comments

[anirishbloke]

I AIN'T STARIN' AT NO ONE DON'T BE LUMPIN' ME WITH THE REST O' THIS LOT.

[fearmyblowtorch]

Last time I checked, there was no picture of Mister Stango on my chest, so I don't know what your excuse is.

[anirishbloke]

/backhands

[fearmyblowtorch]

Why, you-

/attempts to claw at McGee's hair with welding gloves on

[anirishbloke]

/GRABS NORRIS BY THE HAIR AND PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE

[fearmyblowtorch]

/MAKES OUT WITH, THEN PUNCHES MCGEE IN THE KISSER AND BITES HER ARM

[anirishbloke]

/SPITS BLOOD AT NORRIS
/SLAPS HER WILDLY

STOP BITIN' ME, YE FECKIN' DOG!

[fearmyblowtorch]

I AIN'T DOIN' THAT ANYMORE NOW!

/WIPES OFF BLOOD
/PINS DOWN MCGEE WITH ONE KNEE
/SUCKS AT HER NECK

[anirishbloke]

/SHRIEKS WITH RAGE

YE BEASTIE!

/PUNCHES HER IN THE TIT