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[forcedmirror]

/has gotten a hold of a chalkboard and a piece of broken plaster

/scrawls out a message:

I AM WORRIED THAT I AM NOT A COOL DAD
I DO NOT WANT TO EMBARRASS ELEANOR IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS
HOW DO I BE COOL?

Comments

[dady_issus]

you should teach her things. like how to accept love from strong and kinda death machine's.

[forcedmirror]

/considers it. he does want Eleanor to grow up to love people, even if they are unfortunate enough to be death machines.

/pats Marsh on the head in thanks.

[1st_protagonist]

WEAR SUNGLASSES. BD

[forcedmirror]

/forces sunglasses on over helmet.

/holds out hands in a 'how's this?' sort of gesture

[1st_protagonist]

*TWO THUMBS, WAY UP*

Well, I know *I'd* like to call you daddy. BD

[objectivismlol]

Little amigo's right on the money.

/slides shades on

[fuckingshrugged]

If ye have to ask, then ye aren't a cool dad.

/sage nod

[forcedmirror]

/sad groan

/writes:

IS IT REALLY TOO LATE?

[betterthancohen]

It's too late.

[forcedmirror]

/tries to hang head but only succeeds in banging forehead against inside of helmet.

/writes:

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[betterthancohen]

Kill yourself. Or try to impress her, perhaps. But I strongly support the former.

[forcedmirror]

/well, he doesn't really want to kill himself, so impressing her it is, then.

/writes:

YOU PERFORM. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?