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[esquirethatis]

I'd like t'start this post off with "who chose th'damn tags?", because whoever did has got a date with me'n a 9-iron. I'M NOT THAT FAT.

now, to business.

GIL ALEXANDER YOU GET IN HERE AND YOU GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW

ARE YOU ABLE TO IMPREGNATE PEOPLE? BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT

AND YOU DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

ohgod