*floats in, trailing golden sparkles*

Apr 26, 2010 17:59

WHO THE HELL DID THIS? I WOKE UP THIS MORNING TA FIND MYSELF SMALL AND CRISPY AND OOZING WHITE CREME!

/realizes that the volume of his voice just shattered a nearby glass

I CAN'T EVEN HOLD MY BLOWTORCH ANYMORE! IF I EVER GET BACK TA NORMAL, I'LL FIND THE SLAG WHO DID THIS AND MELT THEM INTA SCRAP!

ON THE OTHER HAND, FLOATIN'S FASTER THAN WALKIN'.

the great bodyswap of ??, what fuck is this!, creme-filled crack, madness? no this is body swap, jacob "40 foot dick" norris

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