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[dady_issus]

HAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN JACK. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR HIM.

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[dady_issus]

JACK, I um...
/slips you note.

[1st_protagonist]

*blinks*

*blinkblink*

OHGOD DON'T KILL ME

[dady_issus]

/hugs
Why would I ever want to kill you.
you so strong and manly and kind

[1st_protagonist]

Actually, I, uh... don't feel particularly manly today.

CLEARLY YOU WANT TO KILL ME, OR ELSE WHY WOULD YOU BE TALKING TO ME? DB

*hesitantly checks yes*

[dady_issus]

EVEN BETTER
oh, I dont want to kill you jack I want to make tender love to you by the sea shore, and watch the sun rise

YOU LIKE ME:D

[1st_protagonist]

that actually sounds kinda pleasant and like something I would want to do under regular circumstances but

I JUST DON'T WANNA DIE. DB

[dady_issus]

I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU.
I love you jackie ryan why cant you see that.

[1st_protagonist]

Wow, my fear of the last person I spoke to wanting to kill me has suddenly vanished, almost as though I am but a puppet on a string whose mun puppeteer was not entirely aware of the rules of the plot. :o

YOU LOVE ME, EVEN WITH BOOBS AND HAIRSPRAY AND ESTROGENIC FITS? CB

[dady_issus]

I LOVE YOU MORE, BECUASE OF THE BOOBS AND ESTROGENIC FITS.

[1st_protagonist]

*leaps on her back into her arms*

OH, MY ROBOT LOVE~!

[dady_issus]

*embraces stratel's*
I'm not a robot but what ever gets you going.

[1st_protagonist]

*purrs moans*
Whatever you are, I love it~!

[dady_issus]

*answers back in wale bawooo