oh jesus it talks
Yes, hello, er... Can everyone hear me?
((there is some sort of large aquarium-type thing here. it contains some sort of shark, like the kind that you might see outside some sort of underwater city. it can apparently talk.))
I haven't quite got this telepathy thing down yet, and... well, anyway, my name is Richardson and I am seeking employment opportunities. I have weak telepathic powers and I can smell blood in seawater from up to a mile away. I promise to work hard and do whatever I can despite my lack of thumbs and inherent bloodlust.
((there is some sort of large aquarium-type thing here. it contains some sort of shark, like the kind that you might see outside some sort of underwater city. it can apparently talk.))
I haven't quite got this telepathy thing down yet, and... well, anyway, my name is Richardson and I am seeking employment opportunities. I have weak telepathic powers and I can smell blood in seawater from up to a mile away. I promise to work hard and do whatever I can despite my lack of thumbs and inherent bloodlust.