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geneginjingle in circusofwhores

YAY CAPITALISM!

Apr 07, 2010 13:33

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geneginjingle April 8 2010, 08:49:58 UTC

YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, LET ME JUST...

*RIPS OFF JACK'S SHIRT* IT'S NOT THE ABS.

*GROPES JACK* IT'S NOT... THE MANHOOD EITHER, SO IT MUST BE.....

*STROKES JACK'S FACE*

THE BEARD!

GENUINE BEAR HAIR FOR ENHANCED MANLINESS notmongooseatallohno, I SAID GENUINE BEAR JUST FOR YOU!

1st_protagonist April 9 2010, 03:44:15 UTC

*giggles*

...*sneezes* IT TICKLES! :D

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