LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MACHINES AND IN-BETWEENS!
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FROM WEIGHT GAIN?
FROM HAIR LOSS?
ARE YOU UNSATISFIED WITH
YOUR LOOKS, YOUR LIFE, YOUR WIFE?
THEN STEP UP, STEP UP!
WITH DOC HOLLCROFT'S (THAT'S ME!) SPRING LINE OF ELIXIRS AND TONICS YOU WILL BE HAPPY, HEALTHY AND HUMPING IN NO TIME!
GIVE IT A TRY TODAY AND COME BACK FOR MORE TOMORROW!
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*RIPS OFF JACK'S SHIRT* IT'S NOT THE ABS.
*GROPES JACK* IT'S NOT... THE MANHOOD EITHER, SO IT MUST BE.....
*STROKES JACK'S FACE*
THE BEARD!
GENUINE BEAR HAIR FOR ENHANCED MANLINESS notmongooseatallohno, I SAID GENUINE BEAR JUST FOR YOU!
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...*sneezes* IT TICKLES! :D
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