An Articulate Dude

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*has an "American Sign Language for Dummies" book propped open in front of him*

Hello, friends and scumbags and others. At the suggestion of a particular bloke, I mangled and stole from deaf and mute splicers until I happened upon this educational volume, delivering me from my curse of speech in only the form of erotic rarely appropriate moans.

Forgive any mistranslations, I occasionally... *flips through the pages* am a beaver. Thank you.