Apr 06, 2010 01:24
*has an "American Sign Language for Dummies" book propped open in front of him*
Hello, friends and scumbags and others. At the suggestion of a particular bloke, I mangled and stole from deaf and mute splicers until I happened upon this educational volume, delivering me from my curse of speech in only the form of erotic rarely appropriate moans.
Forgive any mistranslations, I occasionally... *flips through the pages* am a beaver. Thank you.
who are you?,
he doesn't even go here!,
suspension of disbelief,
what the dicksicle!,
what the fuck,
bawoo?,
*attention whores*,
subject delta force,
is this real life?