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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 21:10:11 UTC
Wait, wait, you came back...? And you didn't dine?

Now I have to uncross #32...

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mmhsocommongood April 4 2010, 21:13:04 UTC
Darling, did you see his giant flabs? If there was anything he did in his absence then it was dining.

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 21:23:39 UTC
I meant DIE not DINE.

I misspoke.

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mmhsocommongood April 4 2010, 21:46:59 UTC
Oh terrific. Let me just add "speech impediment" right after "your face" and "severe paranoia" on our child's list of genetic disadvantages.

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 21:55:21 UTC
Hey, my face was beautiful...! ... when I was younger...

But really I can't say anything for the other two...

... But you can add "great aim" to genetic advantages!

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mmhsocommongood April 4 2010, 21:59:38 UTC
Great aim? When do you ever aim at anything?
...that moves, I mean.

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 22:03:08 UTC
Hey, how do you think they got dead?

'Sides, I used to throw a lot of fish into a net.

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mmhsocommongood April 4 2010, 22:12:03 UTC
Old age? Excessive drinking? Your face?

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Throwing fish. Into a net. OH GOOD, with that kind of skill Utopia is saved.

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 22:16:49 UTC
Yeah, a few times some gals have flopped dead from how beautiful I was, what about it?

You bet it is! 'Sides I'm not banking on any of my genetics. Our child's gonna be real pretty like Fontaine decent.

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esquirethatis April 4 2010, 21:24:40 UTC
... I did dine. I didn't die. That a problem, sport?

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 21:37:39 UTC
You bet your fat ass it is!

You should have been dead! It's what you deserve for conspirin' against people!

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esquirethatis April 4 2010, 21:39:11 UTC
[snort] The only one I cared t'work for was myself. Is that such a crime? Last I checked it was what built Rapture, yknow.

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 21:42:57 UTC
Y'ah and look what happened to Rapture.

Screw that Great Chain of Ryan's, it's all a sham.

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ladiesman1959 April 4 2010, 23:24:50 UTC
Yeah! Great chain my ass.
...
Wait, I think I heard that from someone.
*zap*

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greatchainmyass April 4 2010, 23:47:22 UTC
Huh yeah... Sounds familiar. On the tip of my tongue where...

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ladiesman1959 April 5 2010, 00:03:50 UTC
Oh, I know!
Wait, I lost it.

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