Listen up Everyone
Listen, Everyone. You're being ridiculous.
Stop wearin' those stupid lookin' head caps of yours, they're not only giving me the creeps making you NOT look like Fontaine, it's just that everyone can see right through them!
Look, look. Let me demonstrate through ~*~*~*~Wilkins-O-Vision (tm)~*~*~*~
So take a look at this picture of Sofia, you know that gal who I banged when she was dead and totally wants to be in my pants in holy matrimony..
But then as soon as that gal puts on that silly Fontaine Get up of hers, she looks like this:
You may all say that "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEACHY, THAT IS SOFIA!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT ISN'T!
BEACUSE OBVIOUSLY, Fontaine ONLY WORKS FOR FONTAINE!
SO IT CAN'T BE HER, IT MUST ACTUALLY BE HER IN DISGUISE.
MY LOGIC IS PERFECT, DON'T YOU SEE?!
You guys aren't fooling ANYONE. Except for like, Fontaine, because he loves looking at himself.
Stop wearin' those stupid lookin' head caps of yours, they're not only giving me the creeps making you NOT look like Fontaine, it's just that everyone can see right through them!
Look, look. Let me demonstrate through ~*~*~*~Wilkins-O-Vision (tm)~*~*~*~
So take a look at this picture of Sofia, you know that gal who I banged when she was dead and totally wants to be in my pants in holy matrimony..
But then as soon as that gal puts on that silly Fontaine Get up of hers, she looks like this:
You may all say that "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEACHY, THAT IS SOFIA!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT ISN'T!
BEACUSE OBVIOUSLY, Fontaine ONLY WORKS FOR FONTAINE!
SO IT CAN'T BE HER, IT MUST ACTUALLY BE HER IN DISGUISE.
MY LOGIC IS PERFECT, DON'T YOU SEE?!
You guys aren't fooling ANYONE. Except for like, Fontaine, because he loves looking at himself.