Benny Stango, now offering consultations
[Benny Stango is seated at a desk, looking rather subdued, with a broken nose and all the bruising that goes along with.]
Well, I've been tryin' to learn to keep my voice down, but I guess it hasn't been goin' so well. It's pretty hard to keep calm with all that rioting. So I figured maybe a day or two behind a desk pushin' papers would help.
That's right, I'm doing consultations! Need someone followed? Want to know the contents of your significant other's garbage? Need somethin'--or someone--found? Come see Detective Benny Stango, P.I.
And if you're a nervous broad, you can always call me on the phone:
Just pick up the other end, way out in the hallway, and I will pick up my end and yell talk back to you.
I'm lookin' forward to harrassing yelling at helping out Meltzer some dames.
OPEN FOR BUSINESS.