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fearmyblowtorch March 19 2010, 03:10:37 UTC
Can't say I've seen 'im, pal. Might wanna look over in Sofia's secret porn studio or Gil's tank or Daniel's brothel Ryan's office. He could be strung up on the wall, y'know.

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deadtinwalking March 19 2010, 03:13:54 UTC
Already checked the brotheloffice.

...No, I didn't check the office. Just the brothel.

You know what, don't you judge me. We're all perverts, and those of us who admit it? We got a third leg up on dem that don't.

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fearmyblowtorch March 19 2010, 03:21:11 UTC
Hey, I wasn't judging ya. Hell, they don't call me "Nipple Norris" around here for nothing. We folks gotta stick toggedah in more ways than one.

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deadtinwalking March 19 2010, 03:23:55 UTC
Nipple Norris? I guess that's betta than Jacob Juggs.

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1st_protagonist March 19 2010, 03:42:35 UTC
Does your friend, by any chance, wear a large diving suit and speak whale?

His bulging head and differently-sized beef arms seem very familiar.

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deadtinwalking March 19 2010, 04:24:39 UTC
That...is a touchy subject for me.

Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

JUST LOOK FOR HIS GIMPY WALK, I AM PLEADIN' YOU.

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objectivismlol March 19 2010, 03:51:10 UTC
My boy, the "E" goes the other way around.

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deadtinwalking March 19 2010, 04:17:22 UTC
Ms. Englert was the last teacher I ever had. That might say somethin'.

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objectivismlol March 19 2010, 04:26:11 UTC
Was she mentally incapacitated by chance?

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deadtinwalking March 19 2010, 04:36:45 UTC
No, she just tought about colors and shapes and shit like dat.

You know, typical third grade stuff.

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i_hate_dynamite March 19 2010, 05:20:02 UTC
I will, uh... keep my eyes open, sir.

Why are all the law officials suddenly turned into newts when you need them?

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esquirethatis March 19 2010, 05:31:55 UTC
What is it with this city and men with oddly shaped heads?

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objectivismlol March 19 2010, 05:36:35 UTC
What is with you and your ability to not stop talking about penis EVER?

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esquirethatis March 19 2010, 05:38:09 UTC
... I wasn't talkin' about penis.

Maybe you should go see Doc Lamb.

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objectivismlol March 19 2010, 05:44:41 UTC
Maybe you should stop being a liar.

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