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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Mar 11, 2010 00:34

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andrei "twofistedbeefcaketuna" rianofski, crack, looks photoshopped, accent-off, i can tell from a few pixels, peach "naked and moist splicers" wilkins, atl-"check out that"-as(s), *attention whores*, jack "pubes-'stache" ryan, all is ryan's cock, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, lost dog, augustus "bitch tits" sinclair

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greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 05:36:11 UTC

I BET HE WORKS FOR FONTAINE.

so if I find him I'll gut him for you.

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 05:38:13 UTC

B-... I thought you two knew eachother?

DON'T HURT HIM HE'S IRISH. That's bad luck. ;o;

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 05:39:36 UTC

Yeah, HE WAS OURS.

AND THEN FONTAINE TOOK HIM FROM US I BET

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 05:40:36 UTC

OHMYGOD I HOPE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

FFFFF WHY IS PAPA FONTAINE ALWAYS TAKING MY STUFF WHAT A HOAR. DB

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 05:44:53 UTC

I'M SURE IT DID.

... Wait, PAPA FONTAINE?! Are you working for him too?!

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 05:46:15 UTC

No, he's just my sugar big daddy. c:

One of four. 'Cause, y'know... ~*~science~*~. And stuff.

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 05:48:28 UTC

HE WAS EVERYONE'S

... Your genes and parental units are some of the worst I've seen.

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 05:52:16 UTC

Hey, I don't see your parents not carrying FUCKING INSANE-O genes around here raising you right. Didn't they teach you that you go crazy if you fap too much to sploicer guro? B|

...I had 8 chances to draw a good parent, and I'm still drawing. )B

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 05:57:47 UTC

They raised me right before I came to Rapture! and no they never taught me that. Besides I ain't crazy, being overtly cautious OF YOUR EMPLOYER Fontaine isn't crazy!

Boy, a statue of a lizard would have made a better parent than whatever y'ah got in yer genepool.

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 05:59:31 UTC

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Man, what did Fontaine even do to you? Besides, like... sign your paychecks. :|

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 06:05:49 UTC

Oh he was fine when I was runnin' his uh business down uh after hours but as soon as he died FAKED HIS DEATH. I'm pretty sure he hates me for uh getting uh caught

1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 06:07:45 UTC

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I'm not sure exactly what you mean, but it sounds like you got all of his whores arrested.

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 06:15:18 UTC

yeah basically

fontainefucksu March 11 2010, 06:02:57 UTC

C'mon, Peachy, let's be reasonable here. I'm not workin' for no Fontaine! Fontaine's dead!

greatchainmyass March 11 2010, 06:07:04 UTC

FONTAINE FAKED HIS DEATH I KNOW IT. and everyone is working for him.

fontainefucksu March 11 2010, 06:10:34 UTC

Oh, come on. Fontaine didn't fake his death.

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