guess what

Nov 30, 2010 12:11

Due to the absence of a competent ruling force in Rapture, we have decided to take control of the city.

FROM HERE ON, EATING ANY SORT OF MEAT, FISH, EGGS, MILK, OR ICE CREAM IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN. YOU MAY ALSO NOT WEAR LEATHER, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU LOOK. YOU MUST ALSO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE FISH LEST YOU OFFEND THEM. THOSE WHO VIOLATE THESE RULES WILL BE SUMMARILY PUNISHED.

All issues may be brought to your new vegan overlords. We are here to listen.

peta was here, lissen up bastards, what is this i don't even

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