Oct 14, 2010 00:07
All Hallows' Eve nears. The saints shall arrive and feast upon the souls of those not appraising them with gifts of their flesh.
[lights like 70 candles at once]
[SUDDENLY A GIANT ALTAR SMEARED WITH BLOOD AND WEIRD SCRATCHED-ON SYMBOLS IS VISIBLE]
We must begin.
Who shall sacrifice their virgin chassis?
an aging bunch of fratboys,
fucking sploicers