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Oct 14, 2010 00:07

All Hallows' Eve nears. The saints shall arrive and feast upon the souls of those not appraising them with gifts of their flesh.

[lights like 70 candles at once]

[SUDDENLY A GIANT ALTAR SMEARED WITH BLOOD AND WEIRD SCRATCHED-ON SYMBOLS IS VISIBLE]

We must begin.

Who shall sacrifice their virgin chassis?

an aging bunch of fratboys, fucking sploicers

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